Topic Of The Day - Clown

"Dear"

What's so funny about me ?
Lucky star don't shine today...
Maybe it's just another bad Monday
Bad weather, bad hairdo, bad to be...
Laughter, tears is all I see,
Not because I'm funny ,they see funny.
But because I’m lousy, terrible as it can be.
Sad day to be a clown, bad day to stay in town.
Dear, I'm packing up my bags, now to me
showbiz is just a big drag
The circus is heading that way tomorrow and
I'm heading this way today...

28.5.96 Mosh
Clowns that stop clowning around, but what do I care..

Explanatory of Poem :

Tears Of A Clown-

"Dear" is about a clown having a downfall in his career. His acts are stale and don’t excites people anymore. He becomes a freak show rather than a laugh laugh show. So he decided to quit the job and becomes a lawyer. After that , "Dear" ,which refers to his wife, divorced him and married with the magician. “Dear" who have great figure and looks becomes a model and famously known as Claudia Schiffer living happily with her new husband David Copperfield. Well the clown eventually finished his studies and goes to Malaysia to practice law and becomes a well-known lawyer there. Karpal Singh thanks god that he quits his clowning days.

Mosh 1998 Fool for a day, clown for a lifetime.

Life is a circus, circus of DEATH.

 

CLOWN QUIZ:
Caution : These quiz is strictly for fun. Don't eat this paper before you read it.

 

Questions:

 

1. How much do a clown make a day ? a month ? a year ?

 

2.What did they do when they're in school that makes them want to become clowns when they get older ?

 

3.What is the highest level of education does a clown have ?

 

4.Are they really happy people ?

 

5.How many clowns are there in this world ?

 

6.Who is the first clown?

 

7.And lastly, do clown cries ?

 

Answers:

 

1.What your mother makes a leap year.

 

 

2.Smoking ganja and too much T.V.

 

3.B.A Hons(Bad Attitude Honky Tonky)

 

4.No. Happy people don't work.

 

5. Five including your dad.

 

 

6.George Michael, right after your dad.

 

7.Ask Michael and your dad too.

C.L.O.W.N Clumsy.Loco.Odd.Wobbling.Lookin' Nerdy weirdos.